May192013
pepsie: I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

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11PM

lcate:

*sells my virginity at a yard sale*

This would be one of those times when people would be like “$5? I only have $1. Is that okay?”
And I’d be like yes.

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11PM
theselener: i realized that i had all 3 of these tabs open and i had to take a moment to reflect on my life

theselener:

i realized that i had all 3 of these tabs open and i had to take a moment to reflect on my life

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11PM

I wish I lived like way back in the past when fat chicks were considered hot because they were from wealthy families and like no one was really hot because it was dirty and there were no razors or anything to shave your eyebrows.

Sometimes I wish I was a caveman because they didn’t really care about physical attractiveness but at the same time the women had no voice and were mistreated and stuff.

11PM

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11PM
“I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.” J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via stuff—n—things)

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11PM

Florida Teen Expelled, Charged With Felony For Lesbian Relationship

fuckyeahmarxismleninism:

A Florida family says their 18-year-old daughter was charged with a felony and expelled from high school as a result of a consensual, same-sex relationship with another student.

Kaitlyn Hunt started dating a female classmate at the beginning of the school year when she was 17 and the girl she was dating was 15. According to an account posted to Facebook by Kaitlyn’s mother, in February, just after Kaitlyn turned 18, she was arrested on felony charges at the behest of her girlfriend’s parents. The specific crime was “sexual battery on a person 12-16 years old.”

Kaitlyn’s mother believes the charges were motivated by anti-gay animus:

They were out to destroy my daughter, they feel like my daughter “made” their daughter gay. They are bigoted, religious zeolites [sic] that see being gay as a sin and wrong, and they blame my daughter.

But Kaitlyn’s problems did not end there. Her girlfriends’s parents appealed to the school board and had her expelled from Sebastian River High School. Kaitlyn’s mom reports that the State Attorney, Brian Workman, has offered Kaitlyn a plea deal of “of two years house arrest and one year probation.” Kaitlyn has until next Friday to accept the plea deal or face a trial.

The family has started a petition calling on the state attorney to drop the charges against Kaitlyn.

This is absolutely horrible. But honestly, she would’ve gotten in trouble if she was eighteen dating a 15 year old boy. It’s illegal. I’m sure it was motivated by anti-gay groups but irregardless there’s an age of consent in every state. I know a few 18 year olds in my school who dated 15 year old girls and they are now sex offenders. So it’s the law.

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9PM

dreamerofdisney:

disney-lostgirl:

BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED

This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect. 

Chills. Holy crap.

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9PM
wecameasmoby: Well, shit.  Hey Kiefer. JK. This would probably turn into “unpredictably grab Kayla’s boob because she’s not expecting me to touch her” time.

wecameasmoby:

Well, shit. 

Hey Kiefer.

JK. This would probably turn into “unpredictably grab Kayla’s boob because she’s not expecting me to touch her” time.

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9PM
marypoppinthatpussy: what’s going on

marypoppinthatpussy:

what’s going on

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